Apparently the key to success is a unique name. Lisa is just plain boring. I'm switching to L!$a. It seems to work for P!nk and Ke$ha. Prince hasn't been so lucky with his unpronouncable name expressed as a symbol. I tried that once, but the receptionist at the dentist office could never find my chart. PDiddy has just created confusion with his moniker flip-flopping--is it Puff, Puff-Daddy, Puff the Magic Dragon, P-Diddy, P-shooter, Sean Combs, Sean Puffy Combs, Puffy Paints?
I won't set myself up for failure like that. I will notify COSTCO, the PTA, our primary care physician, the mailman and all our friends and family of my new improved name and stick with it for life. Soon I will be eating success for breakfast, and the world will never be the same. Still, there's got to be a way to make that unpronouncable thing work...hmmmm.